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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu 3 Jan - 18:32

Here's a topic where you can only talk how great Chuck Norris is !


Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 13:31

Chuck Norris never 'saw the light', its the light which 'saw chuck Norris'



(sry dudes... / quit)

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 15:04

I love this site XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 16:14

P3gasUs wrote:
I love this site XD

Laughing sometimes its hard to understand in english, that's why we got some french website on Chuck Norris :

http://chucknorrisfacts.fr/

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 17:27

Yeah !!! i know XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 18:17

hahahaha daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn =D thats fucking funny =D


If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 18:19

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. afro
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue 18 Mar - 18:25

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cell phone!

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed 19 Mar - 16:17

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus !

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed 19 Mar - 16:50

When Chuck Norris plays UT, he get MONSTER KILL with only one shot

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun 25 May - 21:15

Even google like chuck norris Wink

Go on google, type "search chuck norris" then click on "I'm feeling lucky"
Enjoy Wink
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